What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 05:26

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What made you feel satisfied about your life today?
Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
Why do so many people like life?
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
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